Sound familiar?
Everything founders try once, then never again.
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Paid adsBurned my entire budget in two days. Almost zero ROI.
Budget gone in 48h -
Building in publicGot followers alright: other devs. Zero new users.
0 users -
TikTok & UGCThree days in. Eleven views, zero signups. Never again.
11 views -
RedditGot banned in 48 hours, like a complete amateur.
Banned -
A “strategy”My marketing plan right now? Freestyle. Pray. Repeat.
No plan -
One more featureIf I add one more feature, I’ll finally get users.
Feature #17
Maïa shows up.
Every. Single. Day.
She lives where you already talk: Slack or WhatsApp. No dashboard to forget about. Just today’s move, already prepped, and a nudge if you skip it.
- Day 0
- The plan. Your go-to-market, built with you from the start.
- 8:47 AM
- Today’s move. Picked, drafted, ready to send.
- 6:30 PM
- The nudge. You skipped it. She noticed.
- Every week
- The recap. What worked, what to kill, what’s next.
Day 0
So. You vibe-coded your app. It works, it’s live, you’re proud. Genuinely, congrats.
Now the bad news: nobody knows it exists. You’re standing in the middle of the desert with a great product and no map.
yeah… that’s about right
Good, that’s where I start. Tell me who it’s for and what it does. We’ll build your marketing action plan together, starting tonight. Not after the next feature.
ok. it’s a churn tool for small SaaS. let’s do this
Here’s your first month. One small move a day, I’ll prep each one.
- Week 1Find your first 50 people
- Week 2Start real conversations
- Week 3Turn replies into proof
- Week 4Double down on what works
Day 1
Today’s move: 5 DMs to founders who just posted about churn. They match your ideal user. Drafts are ready, just make the first line yours.
- Lena K.“churn is eating our MRR”Draft ready
- Tom R.“how do you all handle onboarding?”Draft ready
- Aïcha B.“users sign up, then vanish”Draft ready
+ 2 more
after I fix this bug
The bug will still be there tomorrow. Those 5 people won’t. 10 minutes. Go.
you’re kind of annoying you know that
I know. Sent?
…sent. all 5.
Day 3
Lena replied. That’s a warm lead. I drafted a follow-up: no pitch, one question about her churn. Want it?
ok you were right. send it
Day 5
Your week, in one look:
- DMs sent
- 25
- Replies
- 6
- Calls booked
- 2
Reddit: 0 replies this week. Dropping it.
Next week: double the DMs, turn Lena’s reply into one post.
"I'm a builder. For years, projects launched, never marketed. I was tired of the same cycle. Maïa was born from that frustration, accidentally, while I was building yet another product. She's been the most annoying, most valuable thing I've ever made."